Nartlimpas is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, awe-inspiring ant.

Nartlimpas created silver two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nartlimpas, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nartlimpas, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Nartlimpas' most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Nartlimpas' Holy Commandments

1. Always help squirrels.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Never talk about bats.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Do not stand on grass.