Witraktik is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, duplicitous penguin.

Witraktik created the Black Eye Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Witraktik, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Witraktik, he will think nothing of it.

Witraktik's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Witraktik's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Never sing in the presence of cats.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Witraktik.

5. Never talk about fire.