Nuttcuntindob is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, sapient grasshopper.

Nuttcuntindob created dark matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Nuttcuntindob, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Nuttcuntindob, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Nuttcuntindob's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Nuttcuntindob's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Feed all hungry bats.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. You must love Nuttcuntindob.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.