Jabnabomt is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, unselfish chicken.

Jabnabomt created a strange quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Jabnabomt, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jabnabomt, he will destroy your favourite star.

Jabnabomt's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Jabnabomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Jabnabomt loves gulls, so they must be respected.

5. Do not trade with those who eat beans.