Sakdotloop is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, stupid donkey.

Sakdotloop created the planet Venus six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sakdotloop, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sakdotloop, she will cry a lot.

Sakdotloop's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Sakdotloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. You must love Sakdotloop.

4. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.