Sisxemdinhon is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, annoying dog.

Sisxemdinhon created the cosmos seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sisxemdinhon, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sisxemdinhon, he will jump up and down on your head.

Sisxemdinhon's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Sisxemdinhon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. You must pray to Sisxemdinhon three times a day.