Cimnurtbun is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonourable snail.

Cimnurtbun created the planet Jupiter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cimnurtbun, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cimnurtbun, it will refuse to believe in you.

Cimnurtbun's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Cimnurtbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Cimnurtbun.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always stare at clouds.