Jinmapjad is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, tranquil donkey.

Jinmapjad created the universe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Jinmapjad, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jinmapjad, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Jinmapjad's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Jinmapjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never paint your chest turquoise.

3. Do not eat peas.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jinmapjad.