Bunjigdiss is a god.

She takes the form of a large, idiotic unicorn.

Bunjigdiss created an electron four years ago.

If you believe in Bunjigdiss, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bunjigdiss, she will jump up and down on your head.

Bunjigdiss' most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Bunjigdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about tomatoes.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always wear red.

5. Never write about amino acids.