Lakgebyimab Cadhaswat Wegranpogcaryikbagquim is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, bad-tempered wren.

Lakgebyimab Cadhaswat Wegranpogcaryikbagquim created a strange quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Lakgebyimab Cadhaswat Wegranpogcaryikbagquim, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lakgebyimab Cadhaswat Wegranpogcaryikbagquim, it will throw large rocks at you.

Lakgebyimab Cadhaswat Wegranpogcaryikbagquim's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Lakgebyimab Cadhaswat Wegranpogcaryikbagquim's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head magenta.

2. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never talk about fire.