Megmitten is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, smart unicorn.

Megmitten created the universe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megmitten, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Megmitten, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Megmitten's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Megmitten's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Megmitten on top of all buildings.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.