Gepmiltarp is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, almighty penguin.

Gepmiltarp created a Higgs boson three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepmiltarp, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gepmiltarp, he will turn you into a worm.

Gepmiltarp's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Gepmiltarp's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from magenta pigs, for they are unholy.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never run in the presence of turtles.

4. You must pray to Gepmiltarp three times a day.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.