Babmiswik is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, dishonest octopus.

Babmiswik created Europe seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Babmiswik, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Babmiswik, he will turn you into a goat.

Babmiswik's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Babmiswik's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick moths.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Do not commit murder.