Karnullvol Gedfarncab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unfair goose.

Karnullvol Gedfarncab created a Higgs boson twelve years ago.

If you believe in Karnullvol Gedfarncab, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Karnullvol Gedfarncab, she will curse you with boils.

Karnullvol Gedfarncab's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Karnullvol Gedfarncab's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into blue rooms.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not cook food in pots.