Rigyarkin is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, sage giraffe.

Rigyarkin created the Large Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigyarkin, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rigyarkin, it will turn you into a worm.

Rigyarkin's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Rigyarkin's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rigyarkin.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never hurt aardvarks.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Rigyarkin.