Faddamnur is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, quiet rhinoceros.

Faddamnur created the Small Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Faddamnur, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Faddamnur, she will torture you forever.

Faddamnur's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Faddamnur's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Faddamnur four times a day.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Always take life seriously.