Abcisslik is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, ill-tempered cobra.

Abcisslik created the Small Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Abcisslik, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Abcisslik, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Abcisslik's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Abcisslik's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. You must never eat spinach.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always treat dolphins with great respect.