Tarppontad Rigcidcat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unselfish armadillo.

Tarppontad Rigcidcat created the Sombrero Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarppontad Rigcidcat, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tarppontad Rigcidcat, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Tarppontad Rigcidcat's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Tarppontad Rigcidcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bread.