Xenhakpogtan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, unfair mouse.

Xenhakpogtan created energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xenhakpogtan, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Xenhakpogtan, he will refuse to believe in you.

Xenhakpogtan's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Xenhakpogtan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. You must never eat parsnips.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. You must love Xenhakpogtan.