Vogpiddad is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, quiet wasp.

Vogpiddad created oxygen six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogpiddad, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vogpiddad, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Vogpiddad's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Vogpiddad's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Run away if three moths approach from the west.

3. Do not take Vogpiddad's name in vain.

4. Always help eagles in need.

5. Never wear shorts.