Karrawquag is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unsympathetic coyote.

Karrawquag created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Karrawquag, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Karrawquag, she will refuse to believe in you.

Karrawquag's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Karrawquag's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
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