Gatced is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, kind gorilla.

Gatced created the Sunflower Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gatced, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gatced, he will not care at all.

Gatced's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Gatced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never go into yellow rooms.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Respect your elders.