Tailmothon is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, unthinking elephant.

Tailmothon created the Virgo Supercluster five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailmothon, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tailmothon, he will come to you in dreams.

Tailmothon's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Tailmothon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about ducks.

5. Never hurt monkeys.