Tailmothon is a god.
He takes the form of a thin, unthinking
elephant.
Tailmothon created the Virgo Supercluster five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tailmothon, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Tailmothon, he will come to you in dreams.
Tailmothon's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.
Tailmothon's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Never talk about ducks.
5. Never hurt monkeys.