Hitfotbonxin is a god.
It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, moody
coyote.
Hitfotbonxin created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hitfotbonxin, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Hitfotbonxin, it will be mildly annoyed.
Hitfotbonxin's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.
Hitfotbonxin's Holy Commandments1. Always help otters.
2. Hide if eight seals approach from the west.
3. Run away if six moths approach from the east.
4. Always look after injured frogs.
5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.