Null Quimbissis Libwadpad
is a god.
It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, tiresome
naga
.
Null Quimbissis Libwadpad
created Mount Everest eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Null Quimbissis Libwadpad
, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Null Quimbissis Libwadpad
, it will turn you into a worm.
Null Quimbissis Libwadpad's
most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.
Null Quimbissis Libwadpad's Holy Commandments
1. Never talk about fire.
2. Never think about asteroids.
3. Always help sick ducks.
4. Never wear orange boots.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
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