Null Quimbissis Libwadpad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, tiresome naga.

Null Quimbissis Libwadpad created Mount Everest eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Null Quimbissis Libwadpad, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Null Quimbissis Libwadpad, it will turn you into a worm.

Null Quimbissis Libwadpad's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Null Quimbissis Libwadpad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Always help sick ducks.

4. Never wear orange boots.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.