Bimbanhit is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, strong wyvern.

Bimbanhit created humankind four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimbanhit, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bimbanhit, he will think nothing of it.

Bimbanhit's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Bimbanhit's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.