Homcudwod is a god.
He takes the form of a heavy, vain
cat.
Homcudwod created bats three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Homcudwod, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Homcudwod, he will turn you into a frog.
Homcudwod's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.
Homcudwod's Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Feed all hungry whales.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Never skip in holy places.