Homcudwod is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, vain cat.

Homcudwod created bats three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Homcudwod, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Homcudwod, he will turn you into a frog.

Homcudwod's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Homcudwod's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Feed all hungry whales.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never skip in holy places.