Himfubfod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, deceitful ant.

Himfubfod created an electron two million years ago.

If you believe in Himfubfod, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Himfubfod, it will turn you into a puffin.

Himfubfod's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Himfubfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always help great tits.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Run away if six goats approach from the west.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.