Cunkemkin is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, witty hedgehog.

Cunkemkin created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunkemkin, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cunkemkin, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cunkemkin's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Cunkemkin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never wear black shorts.

3. Do not hurt manatees.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.