Tadmegpak Quimsabquat is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, impressive hummingbird.

Tadmegpak Quimsabquat created the planet Venus five million years ago.

If you believe in Tadmegpak Quimsabquat, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tadmegpak Quimsabquat, it will turn you into a tree.

Tadmegpak Quimsabquat's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Tadmegpak Quimsabquat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Tadmegpak Quimsabquat's name in vain.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never talk about squirrels.

4. Never go into orange rooms.

5. Retreat if six otters approach from the east.