Vencedfligarfwegmidsin is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, charitable gnu.

Vencedfligarfwegmidsin created a photon three million years ago.

If you believe in Vencedfligarfwegmidsin, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vencedfligarfwegmidsin, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Vencedfligarfwegmidsin's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Vencedfligarfwegmidsin's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear white.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.