Geppadquart is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, tranquil ant.

Geppadquart created everything that exists six million years ago.

If you believe in Geppadquart, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Geppadquart, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Geppadquart's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Geppadquart's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Never mention dolphins.

3. Never jump near eagles.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.