Bompogbep is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, grumpy fox.

Bompogbep created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Bompogbep, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bompogbep, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Bompogbep's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Bompogbep's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bompogbep.

2. Never talk about dolphins.

3. Never feed figs to hamsters while wearing gray rings.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never eat nuts.