Bompogbep is a god.
He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, grumpy
fox.
Bompogbep created dark matter two million years ago.
If you believe in
Bompogbep, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Bompogbep, he will send four elephants to rub you out.
Bompogbep's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.
Bompogbep's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bompogbep.
2. Never talk about dolphins.
3. Never feed figs to hamsters while wearing gray rings.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. Never eat nuts.