Weedubcep is a god.

She takes the form of a large, annoying pigeon.

Weedubcep created the solar system two years ago.

If you believe in Weedubcep, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Weedubcep, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Weedubcep's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Weedubcep's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured birds.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Put Weedubcep first in all things.

5. Do not drink alcohol.