Godbellxuc is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, deceitful fish.

Godbellxuc created the Milkyway three million years ago.

If you believe in Godbellxuc, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Godbellxuc, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Godbellxuc's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Godbellxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Put Godbellxuc first in all things.

3. Do not hurt sheep.

4. Erect nine gold sculptures of Godbellxuc on top of important buildings.

5. Never bounce in the presence of mice.