Fencussvag is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, generous whale.

Fencussvag created dark matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fencussvag, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fencussvag, she will turn you into a rock.

Fencussvag's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Fencussvag's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat lentils.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never hurt turtles.

4. Never bounce in the presence of nematodes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.