Lengodflow is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awe-inspiring alligator.

Lengodflow created the world eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lengodflow, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lengodflow, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Lengodflow's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Lengodflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Erect four platinum sculptures of Lengodflow on top of important buildings.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never look in ponds.