Fomzigpak is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, contented unicorn.

Fomzigpak created an up quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Fomzigpak, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fomzigpak, she will be mildly annoyed.

Fomzigpak's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Fomzigpak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Fomzigpak loves sharks, so they must be respected.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not hurt ants.

5. Never pour water over plants.