Jatvonkomin is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, confident crab.

Jatvonkomin created the universe eight million years ago.

If you believe in Jatvonkomin, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jatvonkomin, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Jatvonkomin's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Jatvonkomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near snails.

2. Always treat shrews with great respect.

3. Jatvonkomin must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not eat corn.

5. Do not listen to music.