Rawlabbot is a god.

He takes the form of a large, bad-tempered crow.

Rawlabbot created a quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rawlabbot, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rawlabbot, he will turn you into a slug.

Rawlabbot's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Rawlabbot's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Rawlabbot.

3. Do not eat turnips.

4. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

5. Never wear purple dresses.