Rathivfly Saffodparktof Mutfig is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, selfish chinchilla.

Rathivfly Saffodparktof Mutfig created a Higgs boson twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rathivfly Saffodparktof Mutfig, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rathivfly Saffodparktof Mutfig, he will curse you with boils.

Rathivfly Saffodparktof Mutfig's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Rathivfly Saffodparktof Mutfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Do not speak about onions.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rathivfly Saffodparktof Mutfig.

5. Always wear gray.