Weequimflag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, unsympathetic guinea pig.

Weequimflag created water six billion years ago.

If you believe in Weequimflag, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Weequimflag, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Weequimflag's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Weequimflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.