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She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, deceitful monkey.

Yikrullcam Satarmmut created the Black Eye Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yikrullcam Satarmmut, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yikrullcam Satarmmut, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yikrullcam Satarmmut's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Yikrullcam Satarmmut's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

2. Never wear shirts.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Yikrullcam Satarmmut loves pigs, so they must be honoured.