Flykadwot is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, unsympathetic horse.

Flykadwot created the Milkyway four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flykadwot, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flykadwot, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Flykadwot's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Flykadwot's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Flykadwot.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Never eat cherries.

4. Never think ill of sick pigs.

5. Never talk about fire.