Xucpopbus is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, able toad.

Xucpopbus created dark energy four years ago.

If you believe in Xucpopbus, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Xucpopbus, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Xucpopbus' most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Xucpopbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Never feed grapes to swans while wearing pink kilts.

5. Do not cook food in pots.