Fotdogjamman is a god.

It takes the form of a small, blissful jellyfish.

Fotdogjamman created viruses nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotdogjamman, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fotdogjamman, it will not care at all.

Fotdogjamman's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Fotdogjamman's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Never eat spinach.

3. Never talk about swans.

4. Do not wear indigo clothing.

5. Do not chop down trees.