Yarltarpfabyimtagcatcit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, irritating slug.

Yarltarpfabyimtagcatcit created the Andromeda Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarltarpfabyimtagcatcit, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yarltarpfabyimtagcatcit, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Yarltarpfabyimtagcatcit's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Yarltarpfabyimtagcatcit's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Feed all hungry cats.

4. Never hurt ants.

5. Never talk about moons.