Riplaglarg is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, witless ferret.

Riplaglarg created the world seven million years ago.

If you believe in Riplaglarg, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Riplaglarg, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Riplaglarg's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Riplaglarg's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

3. Always help tortoises.

4. Always look after injured goats.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.