Bomstipget Gepcepcamnull is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, unthinking camel.

Bomstipget Gepcepcamnull created time and space four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomstipget Gepcepcamnull, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bomstipget Gepcepcamnull, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bomstipget Gepcepcamnull's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Bomstipget Gepcepcamnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.