Raktettiflatbad is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, dishonourable raccoon.

Raktettiflatbad created an up quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Raktettiflatbad, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Raktettiflatbad, she will be mildly annoyed.

Raktettiflatbad's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Raktettiflatbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never feed figs to gulls while wearing gray boots.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Raktettiflatbad.